@chrissyteigen: This chick has zero faith in me as a human person
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@3sunzzz: My husband has texted me 12 times from the grocery store with questions. He's only made it to aisle 4. Pray for me.
@jannable9: Kate who dumped me at junior school now wants me to like her interior decorating Facebook page. How the tables have turned Kate.