@HiddenPinky: "This does not bode well." - a guy at the returns desk, explaining why he's returning a boder.
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@imence2: Some people have no respect. It's obvious I'm on my phone trying to do something & this guys all "STEP OUT OF THE CAR WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"
@daplusk: The only time me and a girl orgasmed at the same time,nnShe didn't even know I was in the cupboard.
@Sickayduh: My dog ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles and now I gotta follow him around the yard because it's his turn