@shariv67: This Dollar Store thesaurus sure is coming in...
@wilnettleton: "Last Christmas" is a strange song. It's been 12 months and we're just now addressing this situation?
@WilliamAder: Not sure how coffee got its own table in the living room, but kudos.
@DadUnderFire: I usually turn down the volume on my car radio when searching for an address, as if the house will shout out to me as I approach.
@Mr_Kapowski: My wife and I have an agreement with our 7 year old daughter
Don't wake us up early on the weekend and we won't abandon you in a mall
@PimpBillClinton: Ladies, the word for the day is "legs." Spread the word.