@shariv67: This Dollar Store thesaurus sure is coming in...
@dxblarssonENG: Not sure what to do with all the daylight we are saving.
@PaulyPeligroso: A man caught me applying chap stick, so I just started eating it so it wouldn't be weird.
@_b1p0larbear: Daughter 7 catches spiders, puts them in jars to make them fight, then releases the victor.
I don't know whether to be impressed or scared.
@Terdoh: If aliens are only on the quest for intelligent life, then Earth really has nothing to worry about.
@littlestp123: boys love girls who go barefoot in the summer and comment on the texture of grass and say "ouch rocks" when walking on rocks