@pseudo_fred: This drag race is not at all what I expected. Are they in dresses INSIDE of the cars, at least?
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@duplicitron: If you smoke while you're pregnant your baby comes out wearing a t-shirt and jeans looking cool as hell.
@jenlaw_11: Sometimes in the 'special talents' section of a resume I like to draw a picture of a cat
@EliTerry: Imagine a bunch of Italian mobsters tiptoeing and trying not to giggle as they gingerly place a horse head in bed with a sleeping guy.
@bonehugsnirony: The first person who started winking at others was probably the creepiest human ever.