@pseudo_fred: This drag race is not at all what I expected. Are they in dresses INSIDE of the cars, at least?
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@chuuew: FARMER: can I help you, sir? ME: this ain't my first rodeo, buddy FARMER: [narrows eyes] ME: ok maybe it is [climbs off sheep]