@pseudo_fred: This drag race is not at all what I expected. Are they in dresses INSIDE of the cars, at least?
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@elle91: Shift the power at family gatherings by telling older relatives you didn't recognize them because they've gotten so big.
@funnybeachgirl: Kegels: because how else are you supposed to grind fresh coffee beans during a power outage?