@TheToddWilliams: This forest scent air freshener is really working. Three elk have moved into my living room.
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@VeggieMonger: Someone suggested that I try Acupuncture. I don't think adding more pricks will make a difference.
@Henry_3k: As ice water runs down my face I conclude, "Boy, you sure like to eat bread!" is not a comment a lady on a dinner date enjoys hearing.
@Smug_Lemur: Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line.
@tastefactory: JOB INTERVIEWER: So what are your biggest weaknesses? HE-MAN: Well, I- *job interviewer's fake mustache falls off and it's Skeletor*