@IamEnidColeslaw: THIS GIRL IS WEARING PINK CAMOUFLAGE WHERE ARE THERE PINK FORESTS
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@bobvulfov: NOAH’S NEIGHBOR: whats that big wooden boat ur building NOAH: it’s an ark NOAH’S NEIGHBOR: idk looks like a boat to me NOAH: well it’s an ark NOAH’S NEIGHBOR: haha ok guy have fun with the boat NOAH: have fun drowning NOAH’S NEIGHBOR: what NOAH: what
@TheToddWilliams: [praying mantis first date] Female: You seem to have a good head on your shoulders. Male: Yeah well, you know, saving it for marriage.
@GayAtHomeDad: If your partner/spouse tells you they're not reading everything you tweet: A) they're lying B) hi honey!