@EvansPosts: this girl was just sitting on the floor at the gym on her phone and she looked up at me and said “my boyfriend can see my location and i promised him i was gonna go to the gym more so now i just sit here and watch netflix” LMAOOOOO
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@Nicole_Kapp87: I never really understood the tiny house trend, but then I saw one where the bed was literally in the kitchen, and now I get it.
@withanewname: [interview] "Says here, you like to master debate in your free time?" "Yeah, sorry, that's a typo"
@TheTweetOfGod: Your overexposure to Korean pop music last year will be nothing compared to your overexposure to Korean nuclear radiation this year.