@Darlainky: This guy walked up to me and said he knew me from somewhere but couldn’t place where. I asked if he’d ever worked in a liquor store and guess what you guys?
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@david8hughes: [egg store] Me: what kinda eggs are these? Clerk: chicken eggs Me: u got dog eggs? Clerk [holdin up a sign saying meet me out back in 5]: no
@MadamBetteNoire: Pollen count so high, junkies are trying to uncook their meth back to Sudafed.
@jnellbg: I may not have great parenting skills, but in my defense the kids don't have great childing skills either.