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@GABBYdaAngSaya: [Bookstore] Me: *hands over Tangled coloring book* Cashier: How old is your daughter? Me: [sweating nervously] Of course it is
@danguterman: Sick of the media always blaming video games for the rise in fantastical jewel-seeking quests.