@alexualhealing: This is just the best forever
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@my_minivan_life: Someone asked me today what was the toughest thing about being a parent. I would have to say it’s the kids.
@AnOrangeSNES: In retrospect, dressing as a killer whale when I was assigned to assassinate the Pope wasn't my best idea. I blame Ubisoft, honestly.
@Sarrah_Sloan: -currently looking for an adult -Realizing I'm an adult -Now looking for an older adult -Someone successful at adulting -An adultier adult