@animalsreaction: this is me
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@samiam604: *on my deathbed* *groggy, dazed, & delirious* Me: I wonder if my TC ever really loved me? Wife: Honey, what's a TC? Me: *pulls plug*
@Phook75: So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response
@deardilettante: I'm meeting a man I really like for drinks. If I play my cards right, he'll be deleting my number in a few hours.
@robdelaney: How did SkyMall go bankrupt? I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.