@animalsreaction: this is me
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@mdowd: If the FBI want to get into an iPhone w/o users permission, they should ask someone who's done it before, like U2
@jwoodham: All of my passwords are the names of various "Friends" characters. Except for Ross. I've never used Ross. Not after what he did to Rachel.
@iCumBl00d: Why do they hand out Kleenex at funerals if you're not supposed to jerk off in the back row
@mackswift: Ladies, not every guy who talks to you wants to bang you. Some of us know that you have snacks in your purse.