@Jake_Vig: "This is the ride that killed Jimmy."
- me in line, loudly, at amusement parks
@Brewsker: You can literally say "the night is young" at any time of day or night. Nobody is policing this.
@sween: “I’M A DOG!”
“I’M A DOG TOO!”
@3sunzzz: I don't mean to brag, but I don't need to buy a new Tamagotchi. The one I got in 1997 is not only still alive, but it's healthier than I am.
@danjan13: Hey yea man, send me that YouTube link. I'm definitely gonna watch it and not just default send back "lol" after a few minutes.
@drugleaf: the only proof i have that there is a god is that one time i saw a dude in a "Bazinga" shirt get into a car and drive directly into a tree