@jonnysun: this is ur captain. sory for descending thru another cloud but ralph told me it was posible to land on one of these things so we keep trying
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@blondecalamity: Me: I baked cookies! Who's the best Mom ever? Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See? Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!
@Maxine12333: Kids are easy to care for until they learn to roll over. After that you're never sure what they're up to for the rest of their lives.
@rockymomax: ME: *closes to Kill a Mockingbird* WIFE: did you actually read it? ME: yup WIFE: what happens ME: (very confidently) it was a bird massacre
@jonnysun: i sent all my sims to universitey & they all became computer scientists & proved they were living in a simulation so i unpluged my computor