@briangaar: THIS KID'S GOT MY VOTE
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@TheUnderfold: Wife: Sometimes women like bad boys. Me: Well I just replaced real garlic in this recipe with powdered garlic. Wife: *fans herself*
@ChipKellysBalls: Find a penny Pick it up & all the day You'll have significantly raised chances of contracting a bacterial infection ...
@david8hughes: [wearing World's Best Dad shirt] Wife: whys there blood on your shirt? Me: its not my blood Guy bleeding out in the yard: its not your shirt