@thatUPSdude: This made me laugh and that's all we need some days.
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@MrJeberling: Once while eating bacon I said I was "getting piggy with it" and now I have no friends.
@sarousti: FYI - so it IS illegal to put a skylight on the 5th floor of an 8th floor apartment building
@clarkekant: Wondering why we have 50 candidates for Miss America, but only 2 for president. Also, why no swimsuit competition?