@_Happy_Gilmore: This makes total sense...
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@mejustbeth: Tried to be sly and shove the whole cookie in my mouth without him seeing me. Then he turned around and asked me a question.
@ddsmidt: People in the bar at closing time are kinda like samples at Costco. Both seem so much better before you take them home.
@JohnFugelsang: Welcome to America, where the politicians we dislike 'flip-flop on issues' but the politicians we like 'evolve.'