@ToneLoaf: This Male Order Bride is the worst and most expensive typo I've ever paid for.
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@SteveSuckington: [walks into Halloween party with a hot dog taped to my head] "What are you supposed to be?" ME: I'm not wearing a costume
@batkaren: My monster costume for Halloween's just going to be whispering, "better hope it's not the poisoned one," to kids when I hand out candy.
@Black__Elvis: Damn, baby got back. And front. And sides. Baby three-dimensional. This is a real baby.
@EJGomez: guy: my dog just died girl who studied abroad: wow that reminds of this one time in Europe i saw a dog