@WheelTod: This may be not be a mainstream opinion, but I don't believe you should cut down a Christmas tree unless you intend on eating it.
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@JasonLastname: Show your neighbor they shouldn't park their boat outside of their house by filling it with two of every animal.
@InternetHippo: cute girl: hello my mouth: hel— brain: nice job buddy you’re almost there mouth: —vetica brain: what the hell
@behindyourback: While I appreciate that you're bringing sexy back, if we're not also discussing who took sexy away, we're only enabling future sexy problems
@fanofhell: guy: hey that's a great truck. what kinda engine? me: [rubbing the hood] it's got a truck engine