@RealSudoNim: This relationship is over. Over. ~dumping someone via walkie talkie.
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@Fickle_Filly: You know it's time to quit smoking when you laugh at a tweet and you sound like Muttley.
@brunopieroni: I'm starting a Kickstarter to bring a lion from Africa and let it loose in a dentist's office.
@jbillinson: Obama: Tell Joe why he can't booby trap the White H- Biden: Now hold on a second, just know that no matter what you say I'm doing it anyways
@jameslsutter: Imagine if Frodo was all "Sauron's bad, but Gandalf's done some morally gray stuff, too, so I'll stay home." Don't get eaten by orcs. Vote.