@LoneWolfStories: This stray cat on my balcony is looking at me like I'm invading its privacy.
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@thatdutchperson: Funny how I used to see human features in things like electrical sockets, or clouds, or my ex.
@7_Cents: *eats an entire box of cereal in one sitting* Wtf there's no prize in this? "Sir, we don't sell cereal. This is Petsmart."
@_SetTheHook_: Worst thing about having sex with a Canadian girl is having to sit through BOTH of our national anthems before we start.