@LoneWolfStories: This stray cat on my balcony is looking at me like I'm invading its privacy.
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@treydayway: Hell hath no fury like a woman who just said "seriously?" after a comment you made during an argument.
@garrettbarry70: Dad, was I a cocky teenager? Only when you watched Baywatch in your pyjam.... DAAAD!
@usermcuserface: Wife: It's not a chick flick! Me: was the movie released in February? W: yes. M: are they standing back to back on the cover? W: sigh.. yes
@LisaACOTA: Dollar Tree clerk asked me to fill out a survey to maybe win a $500 gift card and I was like I don't need to own a whole dollar store thanks