@ConanOBrien: This summer, camp counselors all over the country will shine flashlights under their chins and read the headlines.
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@BradBroaddus: I am fed up with all these incest jokes about us Kentuckians. It's offensive to me as well as Uncle Dad.
@alextranquada: A black shape emerges from your attic; all you can see are claws. You’ve made $4000 in 30 minutes working from home, but at what cost?
@Rollmaninoz: God: *inventing the elephant* let's just move all the dials to maximum and see what happens
@Brianhopecomedy: My 2 year old has a pretty big attitude considering that I'm the only one who can open the fridge.