@Malowbar: This was the Moment when twitter decided to double the Size of its Application.
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@hipstermermaid: "My desires are... unconventional." "Show me." *opens door to a room full of memes*
@Northside_Mike: Saw a big girl wearing really short, shredded denim shorts. I'm going to assume those were jeans before she hulked out.
@WheelTod: Tonight playing poker with a buddy he said "Care to make this interesting?" And I said "Sure. For years I've been secretly in love with you"
@TheToddWilliams: [2019 USA] "Where are you from?" -Trumpsylvania, how about you? "North Trumpkota"