@michelleisawolf: This weekend is daylight savings time, which means the clock on my microwave will be right again.
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@bobvulfov: One time i saw a man eat a whole apple, core and everything. Motherboard and power supply too. The man ate a computer it was horrifying
@BadassBarbie11: If you blow out the kid's Birthday candles at enough parties, people will just stop inviting you to them.
@BillWeirCNN: Say one positive thing about your opponent Well...he does convert oxygen into carbon dioxide which helps trees grow.
@badbanana: Last-second gift idea. Bring a tag and put it on any present already under the tree. Call other person a liar. Be willing to fight him/her.