@BreadFoster: This year for Lent, I'm just giving up.
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@ch000ch: i tried to ask a girl out today but i messed up my words and accidentally summoned a demon. anyway, whats a good first date for a demon
@jedfudally: childrens alphabet books are the only thing keeping us from forgetting what a xylophone is
@shesxridiculous: If I was a waitress, I would plant fake engagement rings in every girls champagne glass, just to watch the boyfriends panic.