@TheTweetOfGod: This year's Christmas must-haves? Food, water and shelter! #theclassics
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@Parker_Simpson: We're probably like 10 years away from ppl running for president strictly for more Twitter followers
@meganamram: When singers at concerts hold out the mic for the audience to sing, it's like what am i, your maid
@LoriLuvsShoes: So I told my husband that I have a TC and he said, "that's really cute. See if he wants to fund your shoe addiction"
@DirtyMelodies: I want my boyfriend to get a tattoo on his neck so I won't have to worry about him getting a job and not having time to hang out with me.