@trevso_electric: Thor is definitely one of my top 5 favorite movies about hammers.
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@mattgallo123: *goes to get phone out of car *sees car has been stolen *finds phone in back pocket OH THANK GOD
@LostCatDog: Missed connections: I was the guy in the Subaru listening to NPR; You were the river I briefly considered driving into.
@pinapl: When I have more than $20 in my account at the end of the month I have to wonder what bill I forgot to pay.