@Ctchandler247: Thou shalt not commit adulthood
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@NotJPo: Your wife will always agree to let you go out and get drunk with your friends and as long as you're smart and don't go.
@BangMyBongo: Hell is where Sarah Palin is president, Taylor Swift is in love with me, and Kim Kardashian names all the children