@PinkCamoTO: *through a mouthful of Nutella*
Oh, yeah, healfy eafing is sufer imfortant to me.
@Mickey_McCauley: Unfaithful Russian men come home to find all their stuff in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box on the sidewalk.
@Adar79Angie: When listening to skinny girls talk about losing weight it's perfectly reasonable to battle cry then karate chop their tiny stomach's.
@ariscott: Social media: We're getting rid of chronological order.
SM: Cool, right?!
SM: Glad you're excited!
@FilthyRichmond: I'm calling about the poster for your missing cat. Why not ask the guy who took that picture? Just kidding, I ran over it.
@Dawn_M_: Look what the cat dragged in!
*freaks out remembering I don't have a cat and house was built on top of a pet cemetery*