@PinkCamoTO: *through a mouthful of Nutella*
Oh, yeah, healfy eafing is sufer imfortant to me.
@vanluvz1: I'm at my most nurturing when I'm plotting a way to drop my 12 yr old at school 3 days early.
@MartaEffing: Decorating my xmas tree after a bottle of wine. Mixed up a box of candy canes with a box of tampons. Tree looks weird and I feel minty.
@LeagueofNope: I have never once hit a drink or treated one badly so don't tell me about alcohol abuse!
@AmnesiaRose: "You snooze, you lose."
@Ygrene: [First date]
Her: i'm a criminal lawyer, what do you do?
Me: really, well it just so happens that I… (trying to impress her) …am a criminal