@PinkCamoTO: *through a mouthful of Nutella*
Oh, yeah, healfy eafing is sufer imfortant to me.
@youknow_hoo: Just hired 2 private detectives to follow each other. I'll keep you guys posted.
@MommaUnfiltered: My husband still talks about that one time he loaded the dishwasher correctly like it's going to get our kids into Harvard.
@RunJeffreyRun: I just saw a guy with the Monster energy logo tattooed on his neck, so if your village is missing their idiot, we have him.
@thenoahkinsey: Tried a new flavor from my favorite brand of energy drinks.
It was the 2nd grossest taste I've ever had in my mouth.
(No offense, Andrea.)
@sammyrhodes: "If you have a ministry like Jesus it will probably be made up of about 12 people who don't get your illustrations, & 1 wants to kill you."