@rolldiggity: Throw a pizza down a manhole. Wait five minutes. Throw a grenade down. You just killed the Ninja Turtles.
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@ericsshadow: Is it considered rude to ask your boss if it hurt when the house fell on her in The Wizard of Oz?
@enigmaterics: I can confirm that men and women may disagree on when advice is helpful. In related news, it is warm enough to sleep outside.
@IamEnidColeslaw: RAN INTO A COWORKER AT TARGET. DIDN'T WANT HER TO KNOW I WAS BUYING BABY CLOTHES FOR MY CAT SO I TOLD HER I'M PREGNANT
@LoneWolfStories: Her: Let's go shopping. Me: In your dreams. Her: The boutique has Wi-Fi. Me: Why are we still here?