@ddsmidt: Throw me to the wolves and they'll come back with cute names, little sweaters & an affinity for baby talk.
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@phirm: Hey is it just me or is there another two-letter pronoun used to refer to oneself as the object of a verb or preposition?
@ericsshadow: Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*
@qwertying: Wife: I wish we could have sex like we used to... Husband: Do you mean with other people?
@staceys55: Police: "You were going fast." Me: "I was trying to keep up with traffic." Police: "There isn't any." Me: "That's how far behind I am!"