@walks_on_legs: Throwing burgers around furniture because I have a hunch that termites only eat wood because they have not tried anything tastier.
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@AmishPornStar1: See ya later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. Catch ya mañana, little iguana.
@jenlaw_11: Birds are dinosaurs? No. I want dinosaurs here or I want them completely gone. I don't need a bullshit imitation dinosaur to shit on my car.
@dshack8: My dog reacts to the vacuum cleaner the same way I react when my wife says "We need to talk".