@walks_on_legs: Throwing burgers around furniture because I have a hunch that termites only eat wood because they have not tried anything tastier.
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@DanHofer: I'm 30 and my knees won't even let me leap down steps to catch a subway. So yes, I think the Die Hard franchise is unrealistic.
@doguacate: Listen. You've been saying this for the last eight and a half months. I still don't know what you're "expecting"
@shopkins776: If there's a zombie apocalypse and you see one zombie taking a nap, that will be me