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@PeaceInTruth1: *throws caution to the wind*
*blows right back into face*
@DaddyBeerGuy: Wife-CAN YOU CLEAN UP?
Me-*Quietly mutters- I don't work for you!
3-*runs out of room yelling-
DADDY SAYS HE DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU!
@YayForAnxiety: Me: "Hello? Yeah hi I'm calling about your commercial where the woman looks really happy cleaning the kitchen, what's her number?"
@nPhelendriqal: I eat pudding with a fork, so no, crossword puzzles aren't really my 'thing'.
@aidanjsears: *sees a car with a "how am i driving" bumper sticker*
*calls the phone number*
ME: buddy i think it's with a steering wheel
@panmidwest: ME: sometimes i just repeat your name instead of laughing
HANNAH: that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard