@omgthatspunny: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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@TravLeBlanc: I'm a lover, not a fighter. So if anyone is giving you trouble and you need me to have sex with them, I'm your man.
@SexytotheNorth: *Snowstorm on it's way* America - we need to stock up on bread and milk! Canadians - better hit the beer store.
@mantej: Why would anyone ever think gay people tear apart the fabric of society? They love fabric.