@omgthatspunny: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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@Contwixt: I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.
@Rollmaninoz: I just switched my phone to airplane mode and a small child appeared and started kicking me in the back.