@omgthatspunny: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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@lazerdoov: Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she's old and cold she's old and coooooold
@TheToddWilliams: WIFE: What’re you doing in the garage? ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don’t do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what?
@mydanimarie: FRIENDSHIP TIP: stick your head under the bathroom stalls and introduce yourself! You never know where you'll find your soulmate