@Sarcasticsapien: Time for church.
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@PastorBate: Restaurants drastically overestimate how much I care about which wood they smoke my bacon over.
@13spencer: Relationship advice: Find someone who likes (or dislikes) the same amount of air-conditioning as you, and stick with them.
@Dawn_M_: [drive thru] I just really need to talk about Buffy the Vampire Slayer and you're the only one awake.