@TheTweetOfGod: Time is money. Money talks. So time talks. But talk is cheap. So time is cheap. But time is money. So money is cheap. Which it's not.
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@bridger_w: This year, teach your kids the true meaning of Easter by trapping them in a stone tomb for three days.
@matt_simpson84: My wife and I have an ongoing game called "Wipe Boogers on Stuff in the House" that she doesn't know we are playing
@avaricious1: How come the only people who can open childproof lids are children? My nephew charges me two vicodin just to open the bottle.