@NoogsCorner: To do list:nn1) Kill the fly in my room. nn2) Try to snort multivitamins.nn3) Practice Hadouken in mirror.nn4) Kill the fly's loved ones.
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@juneohara65: I have a time phobia. *looks at watch, panics *looks at clock, panics *looks at thyme "This I can handle."
@inSanelySami: Lance Armstrong should keep his awards. Last time I rode a bike doped up, I ran into a parked zebra.
@juliussharpe: The Super Bowl is a great opportunity to let 200 million people know your ad agency sucks.
@natalayhehoo: It's all fun and games until you accidently grab the hand sanitizer instead of the lube.