@Brentweets: To err is human... To not know what err means is American.
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@vornietom: When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what she said to me No
@markydoodoo: I stab myself a little bit every day to slowly build up an immunity to being stabbed to death.
@WheelTod: Cement your reputation as the office Romeo by committing suicide over an underage girl you've been seeing for less than a week.
@Donnie_Fairburn: The scariest room in a haunted house would be filled with people you haven't seen since high school asking what you've been up to these days