@Brentweets: To err is human... To not know what err means is American.
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@LivibelsDada: Anyone who says having a child is the best moment of their life has obviously never had two mars bars fall out of a vending machine at once.
@NOTVIKING: DR: i’m afraid you’re sterile ME: yeah i just washed my hands DR: no...you can’t have kids ME: right. men can’t get pregnant DR: you’ll never be able to pass down your genes ME: that’s okay. when i finally have a son i’ll just buy him his own pair