@shwebby3: THE POWER OF NACHOS COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF NACHOS COMPELS YOU!
@sidleykate: Call me old-fashioned, but I believe marriage should be between a person who hates pickles and another person who will eat that pickle.
@: the other day a bartender told me his high school did a performance of RENT where they couldn't say AIDS so all the characters had diabetes
@TheSanch14: Boss: why do you deserve this promotion?
Me: goes into very in depth pointless rant
B: what drugs are you on?
Me: good ones
*leaves*
@themiltron: we call em houseplants like thats where they belong but its just where we put em thats like if u threw me in the sewer & called me sewer boy
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