@jus4golf: To impress the guys I told them I was dating an artist. I didn't tell them her preferred medium was sandwiches.
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@OarackBobamaa: Biden: Eric Trump, you ugly... Obama: Chill Joe.. Biden: You ya Daddy's son! Obama: Ayyyye !
@TheAlexNevil: My first job in retail taught me that the customer is always right. Until they're out of earshot.
@SEvans_author: I'm not saying animals are better than ppl, I'm just saying you've never seen a puppy jack up the price of prescription medication