@imskytrash: (to kid at lemonade stand) i ain't buying shit until i find you on yelp
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@envydatropic: If you read enough tweets you can tell the approximate time the tweeter switched from coffee to alcohol
@ObscureGent: What kind of educational background do you need to have to work at the gas station that directs teens to their deaths in a horror movie?
@dafloydsta: Road rage, because yelling and cursing at strangers in the safety of your vehicle is fun. Unless they have a gun.