@CruisinSoozan: You want to sext?
*blushes*
Ok, but I'm not very good at it.
*frantically types*
AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH...
@GoddessTitty: My neighbor told me to close the curtains when I'm naked, but then I don't get that cool sensation of pressing up against the window glass
@iwearaonesie: wife [on phone] Did you preheat the oven like I asked?
me: Yep
wife: What temperature?
me: 534
wife: That's the clock
me
wife
me: 535
@WheelTod: [Office]
*Dolphin accidentally dials fax number
Fax:EEphkEekakischchEEek
Dolphin:Well, I don't normally do this. But yes I'm free tonight
@thepunningman: Me: It stands for Greatest Of All Time
Jeweller: I just don't think your wife will want "THE GOAT IS MINE" inscribed on her wedding ring
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