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@ericsshadow: "To prove how much I love you I'm going to eat this entire pizza."

That's not what I -

"Please stop. Let me do this."

“To prove how much I love you I’m going to eat this entire pizza.”

That’s not what I –

“Please stop. Let me do this.”

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