@aRealLiveGhost: to someone with x-ray vision two people making out look like skeletons that are really bad at eating each other
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@KeetPotato: doc: "your dad's been in a coma for 9 days, we're running out of ideas" me: "let me try" [goes to adjust thermostat] dad: [opens one eye]
@Y_U_Hayden: Just clicked on an ad that said "Free Albums Here" But It linked to a download of a Nickelback album. Would have rather just gotten a virus.
@kimtopher22: I hope my friends don't notice that I'm taking the guest bath shower head home with me.
@IamEnidColeslaw: trying to get through to Mozart on the Ouija board I really want him to listen to the Thong Song