@CourtneyBale: To their credit, selfie sticks may be the only proof future archaeologists have to dispute the notion cameras grew directly out of our arms
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@VeryLonelyLuke: Being a Jedi isn't all bad. I've been sitting around in my bathrobe for decades.
@JermHimselfish: The worst thing about wearing a turtleneck is not being able to get up off of your back if you fall over.
@trevso_electric: One day we will look back at the criminalization of marijuana and laugh because we will be so high.