@CourtneyBale: To their credit, selfie sticks may be the only proof future archaeologists have to dispute the notion cameras grew directly out of our arms
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@goulden_eye: Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. LOL just kidding it was double homicide.
@rickkondell: Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
@KaysNH: If it was Raining Men I doubt anyone'd say Hallelujah. Pretty sure people'd be screaming things like, "Augh! That guy just killed my mom!"
@JasonLastname: If a shark attacks you, DO NOT punch him in the nose. Be the bigger person and just ignore him.