@lenadunham: To whoever has my old phone number: I truly hope you're enjoying those texts from that guy I met at that thing
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@turtledumplin: We all have that one friend who thinks they can sing...and if you can't think of who, that friend is you.
@SeanEmeny: They say "confidence" is the most attractive quality in a partner. But I'd have to say "not banging my friends" would be a very close 2nd
@roostermustache: Me: can i play music Funeral director: that's not appropriate Me: nana would've wanted it Director: ok CD player: someBODY once told me