@junejuly12: Today as a Random Act of Kindness, I wore a really tight sweater to work.
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@jwoodham: The year is 2087. Selfies are the new currency now and that annoying girl you went to high school with is the richest person in the world.
@GrantTanaka: First man discovered fire. Then he invented the wheel. Then there was, like, 500 years where he just kept setting the wheel on fire.
@LorieGZ: Found $12 bucks today! Well, it was in my daughters purse, but I figure she owes me at least $50,000 by now.
@MrIceMachine: Happy imagery of the day: A mouse dressed as a pirate sits on your shoulder while you work and pretends to steer you holding a potato-chip.