@junejuly12: Today as a Random Act of Kindness, I wore a really tight sweater to work.
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@petedavidson: Professor Snape caught Harry in the hall after dark and out of NOWHERE Lupin pops out in the hallway to save him. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT
@djdarrellripley: I can be a real tiger in bed. No, wait, wait... What's that animal that plays dead?
@jon_albo: Age is just a number? I stole $100 from your wallet and replaced it with a $5. Don't worry, they're just numbers.
@robynpalmer1: Got to THE GATES and St. Peter said, "Go home you're drunk!" Just another time alcohol saved my life.