@markleggett: Today I fell asleep for twenty minutes during a thirty minute car ride, which was strange because I was driving.
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@iGreenMonk: I dont care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around.
@TheCatWhisprer: Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don't want to look like a dork.
@mattytalks: (Hot babe to me) your brooding drives me wild, what's going on inside your head (Me, thinking about a panini) I don't want to talk about it
@ericallenhatch: THE BREAKFAST CLUB (1985): Five white heterosexual suburban American 17-year-olds manage to find common ground.