@markleggett: Today I fell asleep for twenty minutes during a thirty minute car ride, which was strange because I was driving.
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@attheUC: If there's more than one apocalypse, is it apocalypses or apocali? I just want to be ready.
@envydatropic: So many people say "if my memory serves me correctly" and I'm actually quite shocked at the amount of servants named Memory.......
@TravLeBlanc: When the zombie apocalypse comes, we'll be the last to go because we never leave our houses.