@markleggett: Today I fell asleep for twenty minutes during a thirty minute car ride, which was strange because I was driving.
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@RastaHipsta: Mission Impossible? He's done four of them now. Let's call it "Mission Pretty Hard but Ultimately Doable"
@CamusOverEasy: If you took the Facebook IQ Test and it determined you’re a Genius, the fact that you participated in a Facebook test negates the results.
@usedwigs: The hardest part of the day after running a marathon is finding ways to work it into every single conversation you have.