@WheelTod: Today I finally told my kids that St Patrick isn't real, and it's been me putting the snakes under their pillows all these years.
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@DumbConfessions: Relationship status: can't go to the same bar as last night, because I'm wearing the same shirt as last night.
@kingstonstreet: The pen is mightier than the sword. Unless you have like three followers then go with the sword
@kumailn: So is tomorrow the day Trump & all his supporters say "April Fools!" & we get our country back?