@WheelTod: Today I finally told my kids that St Patrick isn't real, and it's been me putting the snakes under their pillows all these years.
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@InternetHippo: ME: People should be able to say what they want w/o consequences, that’s the essence of free speech SOMEONE: You suck ME: Call the police