@FroggyGonnaJump: She might be Satan, but if I'm going to hell, I want to be sleeping with the boss.
@Swishergirl24: The first rule of denial club is I can stop anytime I want.
@curlycomedy: Songs with lyrics like, "We don't need sleep," why are you rebelling against naps? What are you--four?
@jonnysun: its a good thing we swallow 8 spiders a year bc if it werent for those spiders, we'd be swalowing hundreds of flies and smaller insects
@RichardDawkins: I can't think of many people who deserve to go to hell, but people who teach its existence to vulnerable children are prime candidates.
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