@FroggyGonnaJump: She might be Satan, but if I'm going to hell, I want to be sleeping with the boss.

@Swishergirl24: The first rule of denial club is I can stop anytime I want.

@curlycomedy: Songs with lyrics like, "We don't need sleep," why are you rebelling against naps? What are you--four?

@jonnysun: its a good thing we swallow 8 spiders a year bc if it werent for those spiders, we'd be swalowing hundreds of flies and smaller insects

@RichardDawkins: I can't think of many people who deserve to go to hell, but people who teach its existence to vulnerable children are prime candidates.