@NowAPisces: Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Japanese guys jumped out and yelled "supplies!"
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@bourgeoisalien: me: i should go to sleep brain: read every political tweet that's ever been written. let the rage fuel you. sleep is for the weak
@Vice_Queen: Boss: You're late! M: It's 6.30am B: You start at 6am! M: I know but that's just crazy. This is better for me. And now we wait for HR.
@rainbowrowell: These protests are PLANNED. These opposition groups are ORGANIZED. My enemies are USING CALENDARS. Someone signed up to BRING DOUGHNUTS.