@MasterOfFury: Today i started stalking guys. Not for any gay reason but it's so much easier to do. Women always complain, guys don't suspect a thing.
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@kelkulus: Between IKEA and Burger King, I think it's safe to say we've all eaten entire horses by now.
@NoogsCorner: Do I look like Christopher Columbus? Am I guiding a ship to a new land? So, when I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East."
@caliluvgirl77: [first date] Boy: so where are you from? Me: [points to all you can eat sign] I live here now.