@Probablyrad: Today's kids will never know how it felt to give your computer AIDS just for free music
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@ComedicBust: As soon as I get to a party, I start saying goodbye; that way I'm out of there within 4 hours.
@joci2203: [first date] Him: Why are you being so distant? Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole?
@MongooseMayhem: Let's play hide and sex. I mean seek. Damn it. Seek. Unless you're okay with hide and sex. I'll meet you in the hall closet in one minute.